PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And